So I have DD’s, as if you all haven’t noticed. These babies get me out of so many pickles it isn’t even funny!!! Like today…. well it alll started as I was RACING down the street to get to the store, and BLAM! Sirens! I hate sirens, I hate getting pulled over. So I pull to the side, and think… hmmmmm…. undo a few buttons on my tight shirt, just enough to see my bra, tits spilling out all over. I put on my best, sweet girl smile, and wouldn’t it be my luck!? It’s a female cop. I swore up and down I was done for, until… I catch her looking straight into my heaving cleavage!!! YAY!!! Oh Thank you God for lesbian cops!!! I ask if there was ANY way she could let me go with a warning, and she was more than happy to oblige as I slipped her my phone number. I can always go for a girl that can lick a pussy while still in uniform…… MMMMMmmmm…. I can’t wait to tell you all about it! Till then, I am off to shove a big purple dildo in my tight wet pussy just thinking about it!